Dibyogkemtag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful toad.

Dibyogkemtag created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibyogkemtag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dibyogkemtag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dibyogkemtag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dibyogkemtag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.