Gonzimhas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow jellyfish.

Gonzimhas created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonzimhas, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gonzimhas, he will turn you into a dog.

Gonzimhas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gonzimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from purple great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.