Hogsomfemrig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud hedgehog.

Hogsomfemrig created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsomfemrig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hogsomfemrig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hogsomfemrig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hogsomfemrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about gravity.