Yok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered eagle.

Yok created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yok, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yok, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yok's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Put Yok first in all things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.