Fedstanceb Stanwapjip Nellragvin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy owl.

Fedstanceb Stanwapjip Nellragvin created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedstanceb Stanwapjip Nellragvin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fedstanceb Stanwapjip Nellragvin, it will curse you with boils.

Fedstanceb Stanwapjip Nellragvin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fedstanceb Stanwapjip Nellragvin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight moths approach from the west.

2. Never think about comets.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed strawberries to eagles while wearing brown dresses.