Cenvidlun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever jaguar.

Cenvidlun created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenvidlun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cenvidlun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cenvidlun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cenvidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cenvidlun loves manatees, so they must be respected.