Bunwonbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless pig.

Bunwonbin created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunwonbin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunwonbin, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bunwonbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bunwonbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Bunwonbin must be the most important thing in your life.