Vencutnillgess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet horse.

Vencutnillgess created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencutnillgess, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vencutnillgess, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vencutnillgess' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vencutnillgess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.