Rawshavfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage gerbil.

Rawshavfeb created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawshavfeb, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawshavfeb, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rawshavfeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rawshavfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rawshavfeb.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.