Ortdunken is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing dryad.

Ortdunken created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortdunken, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortdunken, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ortdunken's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ortdunken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Ortdunken loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.