Mitzantom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing jellyfish.

Mitzantom created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitzantom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitzantom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mitzantom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mitzantom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

5. Never eat bark.