Nannurtmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise owl.

Nannurtmot created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nannurtmot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nannurtmot, it will turn you into a worm.

Nannurtmot's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nannurtmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Nannurtmot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Worship no other gods but Nannurtmot.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.