Hasmitmegdag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm dragon.

Hasmitmegdag created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Hasmitmegdag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hasmitmegdag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hasmitmegdag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hasmitmegdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hasmitmegdag on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear indigo.