Yartbadgil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring mole.

Yartbadgil created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartbadgil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yartbadgil, it will turn you into a plant.

Yartbadgil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yartbadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Run away if six squirrels approach from the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear red.