Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish dingo.

Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Yatnartduntailtailtigbabgat Narthivmatlidzakbomcibran Hug loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Run away if five dogs approach from the east.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Always look after injured gulls.