Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, generous duck.

Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kanjabtof Futlipsanddod's priests.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt goats.