Narlabgov is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical goose.

Narlabgov created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Narlabgov, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narlabgov, she will turn you into a goat.

Narlabgov's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Narlabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Narlabgov.

5. Do not eat peas.