Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage
dragon
.
Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip
created water five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip
, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip
, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip's
most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured grasshopers.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not take Gabfithimdit Stragrilren Wotlibrip's name in vain.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never run near aardvarks.
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