Nansandtin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous eagle.

Nansandtin created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansandtin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nansandtin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nansandtin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nansandtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.