Cebwabcen is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful
hummingbird.
Cebwabcen created time and space six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebwabcen, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cebwabcen, it will turn you into a hamster.
Cebwabcen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Cebwabcen's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.
3. Do not kill swans.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Always look after injured whales.