Cebwabcen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful hummingbird.

Cebwabcen created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebwabcen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebwabcen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cebwabcen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cebwabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always look after injured whales.