Kipzenflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast hydra.

Kipzenflow created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipzenflow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kipzenflow, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kipzenflow's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kipzenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Kipzenflow.