Hotflagxentettirowbissgon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited wyrm.

Hotflagxentettirowbissgon created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotflagxentettirowbissgon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotflagxentettirowbissgon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hotflagxentettirowbissgon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hotflagxentettirowbissgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.