Nadlitduss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent cat.

Nadlitduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlitduss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nadlitduss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nadlitduss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nadlitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never wear mauve skirts.

5. Always help sick shrews.