Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast butterfly.

Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged, it will turn you into a goat.

Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ominjadhubzog Ligbonkged's priests.

2. Run away from purple aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not shave your face.