Nigdotpan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty dingo.

Nigdotpan created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdotpan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigdotpan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nigdotpan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nigdotpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Nigdotpan.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.