Botbinrillat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise goose.

Botbinrillat created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Botbinrillat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botbinrillat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Botbinrillat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Botbinrillat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never paint your head brown.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.