Stigkomjad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able aardvark.

Stigkomjad created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigkomjad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stigkomjad, she will not invite you to parties.

Stigkomjad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stigkomjad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always help seals.