Cibshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful salamander.

Cibshav created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibshav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibshav, he will cry a lot.

Cibshav's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cibshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Never run in the presence of frogs.

5. Never feed onions to snails while wearing yellow stockings.