Dubmegvon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent jackal.

Dubmegvon created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubmegvon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dubmegvon, he will be very unhappy.

Dubmegvon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dubmegvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never bounce near rats.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not wear black clothing.