Citripjan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Citripjan created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Citripjan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citripjan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Citripjan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Citripjan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Citripjan.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.