Sitsisvol is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witty snake.

Sitsisvol created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitsisvol, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sitsisvol, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sitsisvol's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sitsisvol's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitsisvol.

2. Never jump in the presence of moths.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sitsisvol on top of all buildings.