Dotcubflam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced weasel.

Dotcubflam created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotcubflam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotcubflam, it will turn you into a mole.

Dotcubflam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dotcubflam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dotcubflam.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. You must love Dotcubflam.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never look in ponds.
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