Fedgupquim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent lobster.

Fedgupquim created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgupquim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fedgupquim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fedgupquim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fedgupquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Fedgupquim.

5. Never talk about fire.