Yamnuttflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast seal.

Yamnuttflab created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnuttflab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yamnuttflab, it will turn you into a rat.

Yamnuttflab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yamnuttflab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must love Yamnuttflab.

4. Never bounce near snails.

5. Always help mice in need.
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