Larpcudtithonhenganhanton is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless monkey.

Larpcudtithonhenganhanton created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcudtithonhenganhanton, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpcudtithonhenganhanton, he will strike you with lightening.

Larpcudtithonhenganhanton's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larpcudtithonhenganhanton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.
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