Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy camel.

Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not take Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf's name in vain.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Pogbogmut Paggomxinflabstaf loves swans, so they must be respected.