Benwonkop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless lobster.

Benwonkop created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Benwonkop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Benwonkop, he will strike you with lightening.

Benwonkop's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Benwonkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not chop down trees.