Pibbessdabmet is a god.
It takes the form of a large, witless
snail.
Pibbessdabmet created viruses eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pibbessdabmet, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pibbessdabmet, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Pibbessdabmet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Pibbessdabmet's Holy Commandments1. Never sing near manatees.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Run away if five cats approach from the west.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.