Xemzedstikratbonk is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, emotional
crocodile.
Xemzedstikratbonk created Europe four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xemzedstikratbonk, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Xemzedstikratbonk, he will turn you into a sheep.
Xemzedstikratbonk's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Xemzedstikratbonk's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four gulls approach from the east.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Never hurt moths.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never skip in holy places.