Fedzoddot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful grasshopper.

Fedzoddot created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedzoddot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedzoddot, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fedzoddot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fedzoddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never paint your head blue.

3. Hide if six shrews approach from the south.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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