Barnratfas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent goose.

Barnratfas created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Barnratfas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barnratfas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Barnratfas' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Barnratfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Barnratfas.

2. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away if seven rats approach from the west.

5. Do not take Barnratfas' name in vain.
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