Sterjapvol Watgetmipwodfar
is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent
capybara
.
Sterjapvol Watgetmipwodfar
created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sterjapvol Watgetmipwodfar
, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sterjapvol Watgetmipwodfar
, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Sterjapvol Watgetmipwodfar's
most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Sterjapvol Watgetmipwodfar's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not speak about lentils.
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