Flamdimgab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast elephant.

Flamdimgab created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Flamdimgab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flamdimgab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flamdimgab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flamdimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. You must pray to Flamdimgab nine times a day.

3. Put Flamdimgab first in all things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always take life seriously.