Kamkabmig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciless scorpion.

Kamkabmig created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamkabmig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kamkabmig, it will turn you into a slug.

Kamkabmig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kamkabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to seals while wearing yellow boots.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.