Rakfossfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, boastful newt.

Rakfossfun created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakfossfun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rakfossfun, she will be very sad.

Rakfossfun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rakfossfun's Holy Commandments

1. Rakfossfun loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not skip in public.