Pakomintam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage sheep.

Pakomintam created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakomintam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakomintam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pakomintam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pakomintam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat lemons.