Janbossnat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise crow.

Janbossnat created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janbossnat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Janbossnat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Janbossnat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Janbossnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.