Gencemquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving hydra.

Gencemquart created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencemquart, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gencemquart, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gencemquart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gencemquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Gencemquart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never play with disobedient children.