Stiksabxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, happy owl.

Stiksabxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksabxuc, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stiksabxuc, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stiksabxuc's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Stiksabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never paint your back violet.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Never laugh in holy places.