Ruttbammeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm porpoise.

Ruttbammeg created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbammeg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ruttbammeg, she will not invite you to parties.

Ruttbammeg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ruttbammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Do not speak about rice.